Saturday, May 28, 2005
last post b4 pre u
9:03 PM
hmm... i jogged 10 clik yesterday, i got my hair cut today and bought my new headphones =D i'm going to pre u sem!
so this will be my last post for a week. awww... don't cry, i know you miss me =P
i've wonder why do educated people always assume that singaporean males are foul mouthed, arrogant, insensitive and have no brains...
for example, most people would think a typical singaporean chinese male would speak like this.
eh, you understooded or not? wah lau, don't gimme that blur look leh. kaoz sia. you know on monday, right. sian manz. must go to the ntu for the dunno what pre u serminar, listen to the gahmen tok cock sia. some more must meet all the kiang kiang jcs people sia... i from sr later throw face leh. wah kaoz.
yeah. sad, isn't it. why can't people picture singaporean males to be expressive, intelligent, confident and vocal people? (if you noticed, i'm just paraphrasing some of qualities a stereotypical SG male possesses =D) yes, we have our ah bengs and our fair share of weirdos as well, but we also have our sexy eligible bachelors. oh and btw, i know some pretty nice ah bengs. goes to show that you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover. it's just like sometimes, when i see this really ugly/average looking guy holding hands with a va va voom girl, i'd be wondering, like "WTF?!?! is that girl blind? and how did that guy manage to get a girlfriend like that?" yes, i'm guilty of judging people by their appearances as well sometimes, i'll admit that. but when i think about it, i'll tell myself "maybe he made alot of sacrifices to be with her. for all i know he could be someone with fantastic character..." hmmm... i think it's actually fair that god made us like that. good guys don't always end up last... that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside =D "nan ren bu huai, ni ren bu ai"? maybe, but "nan ren bu huai, chio bu ai" LOL X3
hmm. i'd love to ramble on more, but my creative juices have stopped flowing... must be a clog in the pipes somewhere. *rings up the brain plumber*
anyways, i love all you sexy people =D so till the next episode of tasteful cynicism! *flys away like superheroman* (yes, superheroman, the ultimate supehero!)
lone wolf syndrome.
Wednesday, May 25, 2005
why i don't wear contacts
10:18 PM
i wear spectacles. very old, smashed up pair of specs at that.
why? for a few reasons.
i play soccer, and contacts aren't a good idea, especially if they fall out half way during a match.
i'm used to specs and i don't think using solution whenever my eyes feel dry is very enjoyable. i have plenty of lectures in air conditioned lecture halls anyway.
lastly, cos i want to look ugly. sound weird? yes. i don't want to wear contacts, cos i don't want people to judge me by my appearance. i'm sick of people who judge others by how they look. i have absolutely no respect for such people.
i'd rather people judge me by other non-appearance related things like my wit, my money or anything else. appearance doesn't tell ANYTHING about a person.
but most of all, i always wish i will find someone who will judge me for simply who i am. me and all my imperfections. because it's our flaws, not our strengths that make us beautiful.
humans are imperfect. but that's what makes them human.
lone wolf syndrome.
Monday, May 23, 2005
rebel without a cause?
7:51 PM
rebel without a cause?
i rebel against the government and their meaningless taxes and policies.
i rebel against society and their stereotypes and prejudices.
i rebel against everything that says "you can't. it's impossible."
i listen only if it makes sense.
cos the word "can't" doesn't exist in my dictionary. can't is just a another four lettered word that people use without really comprehending it's meaning. "can't" deprives people of hope. it kills joy. it kills everything.
i may not be able to perform miracles. but i can try.speaking of four lettered words, i just realised something very interesting. fuck and love are four lettered words, but try to switch them in sentences and you get hilarious results.
"i fuck you so much"
"love you! you are such a complete asshole!"
=D am i retarded or just bored? maybe a little bit of both. =D
lone wolf syndrome.
Sunday, May 22, 2005
religion
8:17 PM
i hate vesak day.
my mum is a overzealous buddhist and expects the family to spend the whole day doing whatever she does which probably includes praying, doing meaningless ceremonies, ect. i always believe that religion is like a bubble blower. regardless of whether your bubble blower is hexagonal or square or triangular, the bubbles that come out are all round. all religions preach the same thing, there is no religion that will tell you to harm others. and mum, buddhism preaches contentment, the 5 precepts. why the fuck did you go for cosmetic surgery if you're so "devout"? you scream like a mad woman when you're angry. how i wish the people at the religious places that you visit could see you like that.
she always says i'm selfish cos i can't bear to sacrifice a little bit of my time to make her happy by doing what she wants. mum, i am your GODDAMN son, not your lover. i had to go and buy my pre u sem stuff and i need a haircut. i wanted to go print out my PI cos i have a GPP discussion with my friends tomorrow and i haven't touched my mountain load of homework. you already took us to a temple to pray till 9.30 last night. yes, i'm selfish. it's always me. you cried when i said you were a lousy mum. i still think you are. you will support me in whatever i do? no, you only support me in what you want me to do. i am still a child. that is always what you tell me. and when i behave like one you tell me that i'm going to be an adult soon. please make up your mind. i'd rather you don't give a damn and just support me financially. it would make me feel alot better. cos when you use the "you don't love your own mum" card on me, i will feel guilty. i know, you work like crazy trying to send us to university and all that. but please. being a good mum isn't about making sure your children has everything that money can buy. because i lack in the very basic things that money can't buy. trust. love. someone that i can model after. i don't have such things, no sense of what's right or wrong anymore. mum, your children need your presence more than your presents.
no matter how lousy a mother you are, you're my mum and i still love you.
lone wolf syndrome.
Wednesday, May 18, 2005
tired as hell... and blog i must
8:45 PM
christ, i'm so tired... i dunno how i'm even able to find the strength to entertain people by blogging now... well, this is gonna be a quick one.
i have a friend. his name is barron. when i tell him to look at me, and if i stare into his eyes and i say boobs in a very sexy manner, he will have a mild if no reaction. when i tell him to look at me and i stare into his eyes and i say penis, also in a very heterosexual sexy manner, he will start to giggle uncontrollably like a 5 year old kid on crack. no, he is not gae, that i can assure you.
observation today: the english language is so fucked up. how do you pronouce flow? how do you pronounce flower? why is a person who races a racer and not a racist if a person who cycles is a cyclist? what would a sexist be in that case? why is our beloved singapore durian known as the es-pler-narde and not the es-pler-naid if lemonade is spelled the same way? why is the word phonetics not spelled phonetically? oh yeah, and barron, if you're reading this. P-E-N-I-S. =D
lone wolf syndrome.
Tuesday, May 17, 2005
round objects
9:19 PM
have you ever wondered why men are forever obessessed with boobs? no, never the vagina, even though that's how they actually have sex, they find busty women more attractive as compared to flat chested ones...
the explanation is simple really. it's not an obssession with boobs actually, but all things round. cars have round wheels don't they? the steering wheel is round too. sports? soccer, golf, tennis (especially women's tennis XD more round bouncy objects), the only exception probably being american football... [well, to make up for the lack of round objects, they have violence >=)] so how to get a guy attracted to you? simple. wear circular earrings, have polka dot patterned clothes (kinda outta fashion... how about smiley faces? =D) and bake him pies (do you know what pie can also represent? LMAO).
anyway... sidetracking a little,
xiaxue seems to have a problem with
guys who watch porn... the mind boggles. why, porn is completely healthy and nourishing! (that's what 'id like to believe =P) ok, the nourishing part is bullshit, but seriously. porn. imagine what would the average hormone driven 16 year old do without it? he'd probably end up like michael jackson. no, don't try to imagine it. it'll probably scare the fuck outta you =S
oh yes, thanks for the m&ms, fio! =P there, i mentioned you again. i'll mention you more if i feel like in future, LOL...
ok, back to the topic of round objects. condoms are round. ovum are round. c'mon man, it's too much of the coincidence! god made round the shape of all things sexy and all that men will ever, and shall ever pay attention to! oh yeah, m&ms are roundish too =P so girls, next time you catch your brother/boyfriend (god bless not) watching porn, learn to forgive them... they can't help it, it's their natural instinct. oh well, back to my sexy m&ms then ;)
absolute freedom - i have the freedom to choose to live. yet another person has the freedom to choose to kill me. therefore, he is robbing me of my freedom to live. rules weren't meant to be broken, people. rules were meant to give you more freedom.
lone wolf syndrome.
Monday, May 16, 2005
oooo... first post. O.o i am famazed
8:24 PM
well, hello, mah sexy people ;) now i got a blog after lotsa bugging from some of my friends and encouragement from others. sexy, yes? =D now i should be seriously finishing my homework as i type, but i just can't seem to find the motivation to lift that pilot G2 pen and scribble meaningless chemistry equations on azone; environmentally safe, "save the world", *gasps for air* chlorine free paper. -.- my muse went on vacation in the bahamas... i think i better sack her and hire a new one. muses are so expensive nowadays...
why are you ranting like a crazy idiot, you ask? well, it could be for a couple of reasons...
1. i am a crazy idiot
2. i like talking to myself
3. that's what a blog is for?
4. all of the above =D
oh and my mei wants me to mention her name here -.- so here: FIONA is a super cute mei mei... but she can be pretty thick skinned at times =P omfg... i just realised i spent like maybe 10 lines writing nonsense which has absolutely no relevance to anyone who would possibly stumble across this blog in the deserted slums of the internet =/ oh well =D fuck me silly then X3
well, off to finish my evil homework... the only thing probably more evil than homework is sony... and squirrels. yes, you heard me. squirrels.
A hunter tries to teach his son some survival skills in the forest.
Hunter: Son, stay in this pit and don't make a noise till i come back.
Son: Yes, pops.
5 mins later...
The hunter hears a scream coming from the direction he had left his son and immediately runs back to check on him. He sees his son still in the pit but sobbing uncontrollably.
Hunter: Wtf, you crazy boy? I thought i told you not to make a noise??
Son: I didn't, pops! When the wolf was peeing on my shoe, I was silent!!!When the snake was slithering past my nose, I didn't make a noise!!! When the bear was breathing down my neck, i didn't make a noise at all!!! But when the 2 squirrels ran into my pants and said "You take that one and I'll grab this one" I couldn't stand it anymore!!!
=D see? squirrels. evil. o.o
lone wolf syndrome.
