Wednesday, July 13, 2005
break
9:11 PM
haven't been posting recently... had lots to do =/ mids and chinese oral exam and now interhouse games. i dunno why but i've been very tired recently... keep taking naps in the afternoon. bah.
anyways, today's topic is jay chou.
now don't scream like a crazy fangirl or i'll be forced to slap you with my slappomatic 9000, also better known as Right Hand Of The Bitchslapper, Me =D mroe specifically today's topic is about girls who worship jay chou and why they have no taste.
FIRSTLY. jay chou is not handsome. no. don't gimme the beauty is in the eye of the beholder bullshit. he is NOT handsome. why? cos his eyes are too small, his hair is too retarded and his chin is too square and his lips are too thick. don't believe me? compare pictures of jay chou with edison chen.
SECONDLY. he has shitty people skills. don't gimme the shy guys are cute bullshit. would you like if you went on a date with a guy who said nothing for 90% of the date? who doesn't take the initiative to hold your hand? who speaks in barely audible mumbles? no, i didn't think so.
LASTLY. he is a flirt. which just goes to show how his shyness is pretty much all an act. oh, and he's taken too, so stop dreaming. wait, now he's not. oh, he's taken again, nevermind. get my point? ;)
so stop worshipping a talentless, ugly bastard and get on with your lives. there are much better people you could worship. not hitler. i'd rather you worship some asshole like ashton kutcher rather than jay chou any day. at least that dude has attitude.
peace out.
lone wolf syndrome.
